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humor Cloud Kickstarter 2026-08-20

The USB Pet Rock 2.0: Now With Zero Digital Functionality

A literal stone attached to a braided USB-C cable that draws power to achieve absolutely nothing whatsoever. Sunset-chasing retirees in Baja fund this heavily because it requires less maintenance than a rescue dog and won't run into traffic.

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