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Hado-Energetic Crystal Charging Plates For Quantum Aura Alignment

A hand-carved piece of recycled basalt guaranteed to vibrate at a frequency higher than your last three divorces combined. Pescadero yoga instructors buy twelve at a time to neutralize the 5G waves bouncing off the local taco trucks.

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