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Global Central Banks Hoard Gold as Baja Expats Trade Pesos for Cold Pacific Beers

Central banks worldwide are frantically accelerating their gold reserve acquisitions to hedge against persistent inflation and impending geopolitical doom. While financial institutions stockpile precious metals against the collapse of fiat currency, Baja expats have discovered a much safer store of value. They are heavily investing all their remaining liquidity into beachfront shade palapas and artisanal fish tacos.

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