US National Debt Hits $38 Trillion While Pescadero Expats Argue Over Taco Prices
Washington lawmakers are currently hyperventilating as the national debt breaches an astronomical $38 trillion amid fierce fiscal policy gridlock. Down in Baja California Sur, however, the financial apocalypse is being met with profound, sun-drenched indifference. Local American expats agree that federal insolvency sounds terrible, but right now the right-hand peak in Pescadero is firing overhead and nobody cares.