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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-19

Wife Grounding 39-Year-Old Husband From Lego Addiction Until He Stops Hoarding Plastic Bricks

Tamara Dotson has finally put her foot down, forcing her middle-aged husband to actually play with the toys he buys instead of letting them gather dust in their original boxes like a toddler-sized investment portfolio.

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