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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-19

High School Senior Failing to Meet Professional Assault Standards

Principal Naylor is rightfully disappointed that his senior student lacks the advanced technique required for adult-level faculty intimidation. It seems someone needs to spend more time in detention practicing their craft.

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