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humor Le Gorafi 2026-08-19

Astronomers Find Stolen Stars Hidden Deep Within Your Soul-Crushing Eyes

Scientists finally tracked down twenty years of missing stars, only to realize they were hiding in your eyes. Honestly, it’s a relief to know where the cosmos went, even if the culprits are probably your own parents.

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