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humor Le Gorafi 2026-08-19

Climate Expert: French People Should Limit Themselves to Four Breaths Per Lifetime

In a bold move to save the planet, a French expert suggests limiting human respiration to just four carbon-emitting exhales per life. It’s a visionary plan that effectively solves global warming by ensuring nobody is around to witness the climate consequences.

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