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Duffel Blog
2026-08-19
Trump Orders Missiles from Kim Jong Un Because Lockheed Martin is 'Too Slow'
In a masterclass of supply chain management, Trump has opted to outsource U.S. defense to North Korea, citing their impressive lack of union delays and their tendency to not quit. Who needs military alliances when you have a 60-day delivery guarantee from a regime that values labor productivity above all else?