Silicon Valley Panic Sweats Over Cloud Bills While Todos Santos Chests Go Off
Down here in Baja, we watched some tech bros cry into their artisanal raicilla because CoreWeave posted a negative $5.7 billion free cash flow while their stock somehow went up. Meanwhile, the surf is firing overhead at San Pedrito, and not a single soul on the beach gives a single rotten mango about enterprise AI multi-agent swarm pricing models or venture capital breakdowns.