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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-08-19

Chakra-Aligned Raw Bismuth Geode Cluster

A jagged chunk of rainbow metal mined exclusively to realign your subtle energy fields after reading too many local real estate listings. Pescadero expats wear these around their necks to ward off negative vibes from locals asking them to pay Mexican minimum wage.

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MXN · Minimum $10