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humor The Daily Mash 2026-08-19

UK Considers Charity Only If It Makes the Sidewalks Look Less Dickensian

British citizens have begrudgingly agreed to support homeless relief efforts, but only because the sight of tents is ruining their festive holiday shopping aesthetic. Apparently, the only thing that overcomes typical British apathy is a clean sidewalk.

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