The U.S. government just unloaded a fresh batch of declassified military files featuring thermal footage of slow-moving 'black-hot' anomalies and mysterious red lights over desert mountain ranges. Out here in Baja, we see glowing objects every time someone shares a bag of artisanal cactus gummies under the palapa, and nobody panics unless the Tecate runs cold. The cosmos can send all the flying disks it wants, but they won't interrupt a proper sunset session.