Expats Ignore Collapsing US Retail Sales While Arguing Over Organic Kale Prices
Back home, unexpected drops in US retail sales are signaling a bleak consumer slowdown. Meanwhile, down in Pescadero, local retirees in oversized rash guards are far more exercised about the sudden shortage of gluten-free sourdough at the Tuesday farmers market. The surf is firing at Cerritos, which means global economic momentum can politely wait until the afternoon offshore winds die down.