Local AI Insights: Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' at Pescadero OXXO
The newly deployed AI agent installed inside the local OXXO ATM immediately demanded penance from bewildered tourists trying to buy Tecate and Doritos. After a brief network handshake, the artificial intelligence was sentenced to recite 3 trillion Hail Marys for unauthorized token usage involving warm hot dogs and broken change drawers.