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humor The Beaverton 2026-08-19

Local Man Confuses 'Brain Damage' with 'Higher Dimensional Thinking'

Riley Landry claims he's on a higher wavelength just to avoid admitting he's as articulate as a rock in a blender. It’s truly impressive to witness someone mistake their total inability to form a coherent sentence for a cosmic upgrade.

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