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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-18

DFW Airport Launches Convenient 'Hijackers Only' Security Line

Dallas-Fort Worth airport has finally streamlined their service to cater to the specific needs of international terrorists. Efficiency is key, even when it’s completely unhinged.

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