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humor The Onion 2026-08-18

Man Shocked to Discover Girlfriend's Heritage After Meeting Her Entire Asian Family

Arthur Morris experienced a profound 'aha' moment when he realized his girlfriend is Asian because, coincidentally, her parents and grandparents are also Asian. It’s almost like genetics actually work that way.

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