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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-18

Your Entire Personality Is Just A Bad T-Shirt Waiting To Happen

Congratulations on being a unique snowflake who validates their existence through overpriced hobbies and poorly designed apparel. We know you hate eating and sleeping because they steal precious time from your obsession, but don't worry, the local stoplight gawkers are definitely impressed by your vanity license plate.

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