Crypto influencers are once again speed-running community betrayal by launching throwaway Solana memecoins with fake volume bots, only to pull the liquidity pools an hour later for a quick few grand. Back in Baja, we watched an American expat try to shill his new 'Guacamole Protocol' token at the beach bar before a rogue wave baptized his laptop; we offered him a shot of tequila and told him to go touch some actual sand.