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humor De Speld 2026-08-18

Emergency Services Now Require Two-Factor Authentication for Your Impending Heart Attack

Dutch emergency responders are prioritizing cybersecurity over human life, ensuring your medical emergency is protected by SMS codes and captcha tests. Because nothing says 'medical professional' like forcing a dying person to prove they aren't a robot before calling for help.

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