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Local AI Insights: Scientists Use Kimchi Waste from La Paz Marina Construction to Create Bioplastic Surfboards

In a brilliant fusion of marine development and pungent fermentation, researchers are turning desalination waste and discarded cabbage into eco-friendly foam. Surfers report that their new boards handle reasonably well, though they leave a distinctly aggressive aroma lingering in the Cerritos lineup.

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