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humor The Onion 2026-08-17

Jalen Brunson Demands Library Priority Because Basketball Skills Apparently Mean Free Literature

NBA superstar Jalen Brunson discovers that being a household name doesn't grant you supernatural powers over a public library hold list. Watching a grown man dribble in a silent library to intimidate a librarian is truly the peak of athletic maturity.

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