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Cloud Luxury
2026-08-17
Unitree Humanoid Robot Companion: Your New Unpaid Pool Boy
The latest consumer-grade bipedal mech can awkwardly jog down dusty dirt roads, occasionally face-planting into cacti while processing multimodal AI streams. Wealthy snowbirds in Cerritos are snapping them up to carry surfboards, entirely ignoring the fact that the robot's battery dies halfway down the beach.