A deeply distressed digital nomad took to Reddit to pen a blistering multi-paragraph review complaining that a sacred pre-Columbian archaeological site in Latin America failed to provide shaded lounge chairs, artisanal iced lattes, and high-speed Wi-Fi among the blood-sacrifice altars. Local residents responded by suggesting the gentleman march directly into the nearest jungle swamp. Meanwhile, down in Baja, we are too busy watching the surf fire to care about tourists melting like poorly wrapped cheese.