The U.S. government released another hefty tranche of declassified UAP documents featuring thermal footage of slow-moving black-hot infrared anomalies and mysterious red lights hovering over mountain ranges. Conspiracy theorists are losing their minds trying to decode interstellar flight paths while the rest of us watch pelicans dive-bomb for breakfast. Frankly, if little green men wanted to visit Baja right now, they would probably just park their saucer in the lineup and complain about the water temp.