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Brazilian Real Plummets While Todos Santos Expats Complain About Artisanal Mezcal Prices

As Brazil's currency hits a multi-week low over fiscal jitters and upcoming elections, local gringos at the Pescadero surf break are far more devastated by a two-peso hike in artisanal mezcal. Nobody down here can quite remember what a 'fiscal framework' is, though most agree it sounds like a terrible reason to miss the morning swell. Global financial collapse simply cannot compete with overhead double-headers at Cerritos.

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