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The Needling
2026-08-17
Lime Abandons E-Unicycles After Turning City Streets Into A Human Pinball Machine
Lime officially retired their e-unicycle program, noting that cracked skulls and pulverized anatomy weren't exactly the 'ecofriendly' commute they envisioned. Undeterred by the carnage, they are already pivot-planning to launch e-pogo sticks for your next high-velocity trip to the ER.