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humor The Shovel 2026-08-17

Government Mistakenly Funds Women's Shelter Instead of Mining Giant

In a display of bureaucratic incompetence that even a swamp-dwelling toad finds impressive, the government accidentally sent billions to a women's shelter because they confused it with an industrial smelter. Naturally, they want the money back immediately because helping people is far less fiscally responsible than subsidizing a multi-billion dollar mining company.

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