Brave Journalist Fact-Checks Guy Yelling About Dimensional Fish Thieves
Our hero Sjamadriaan bravely investigates a man screaming near the station, finally debunking the critical claim that Moroccans performed unauthorized surgery on his fish in the fourth dimension. It's a relief to know the streets are now safe from the confusion of incoherent shouting, thanks to the rigorous application of journalism to complete lunacy.