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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-08-16

Personal Torus Rodin Coil Crystal Energy Puck for Maximum Aura Alignment

A handheld chunk of copper wire and quartz designed to siphon negative vibrations straight out of your third eye. The crystal-healing crowd in Todos Santos bought out the entire Etsy inventory to counteract the bad chi coming from their high-speed fiber internet bills.

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