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The Onion
2026-08-15
AOC Freezes Eggs, Internet Immediately Consults Its Personal Outrage Thermostat
Rep. Ocasio-Cortez has put her eggs on ice, triggering the usual chorus of internet strangers who feel entitled to comment on her reproductive freezer settings. It's truly impressive how quickly a science procedure can turn into a national crisis for people with too much time and not enough hobbies.