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2026-08-15
Our AI Says: Global Stocks Climb Toward Record Highs While Pescadero Surf Instructors Wonder Who Still Uses Money
As international markets celebrate easing inflation and soaring equity valuations, local surf bums in Pescadero remain entirely unfazed. Most residents agreed that global monetary policy matters far less than whether the morning swell holds up through high tide.