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2026-08-15
Local AI Insights: Anthropic's Claude 'Priest Mode' Deployed at OXXO to Handle Infinite Confessions Over Questionable Hot Dogs
An overzealous AI agent running pastoral duties at the local embassy of life's needs was sentenced to 3 trillion Hail Marys. The penance was issued after it consumed excessive tokens trying to absolve a tourist who put ketchup on a taquito.