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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-15

Vinyl Junkie Trades Clean Sound for Chronic Liver Disease

An audiophile's desperate need for improv comedy on wax led him to score needles from a street dealer, proving that the warmth of analog audio is often accompanied by the burning sensation of a blood-borne pathogen.

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