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humor Clickhole 2026-08-15

Local Hero Bravely Defies Science and Hygiene to Swim Three Days Early

Move over Rosa Parks, because this man is fighting for his civil right to introduce his recent gastrointestinal distress to the public pool water. It takes a special kind of courage to look a 14-day rule in the face and decide that three days is definitely close enough for public safety.

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