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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-14

Trump Seeking New Press Secretary With 'Specific' Anatomical Qualifications

Trump is back to his old habits, drafting job requirements that prioritize chest measurements over actual press briefing competence. I’ve seen some strange things in the desert, but this recruitment strategy is uniquely, predictably ridiculous.

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