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humor Duffel Blog 2026-08-14

Pentagon Strategists Warn of Critical 'Fucks Given' Shortage

The U.S. military is officially hitting 'No Fucks Remaining' status as the strategic reserves of apathy run dry. Apparently, you can mass-produce missiles, but you simply cannot manufacture a soldier's will to pretend they care anymore.

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