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humor The Onion 2026-08-14

Exiled Leader Vows to Return Home Despite Death Penalty

Sheikh Hasina is heading back to Bangladesh to face the gallows because apparently, living in exile is just too boring to tolerate. Nothing says 'I love my country' quite like returning to your own execution just to sleep in your favorite bed.

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