Security firm PeckShield reported that another $25.6 million in crypto vanished into thin air across various addresses, proving that digital assets are safer under a dusty mattress in Todos Santos. While anonymous protocol victims watched their DAI and Ethereum get swapped into oblivion, the biggest crisis at the local beach bar was running out of limes. Nobody down here understands smart contracts, zero-knowledge proofs, or why anyone keeps millions of dollars on a gadget that can be drained faster than a cold beer on a July afternoon.