Down here in Baja, the power just went out again, which is honestly the only reason I haven't logged onto crypto Twitter to watch Harmony Protocol hemorrhage 40% of its value. Some enterprising soul managed to exploit a network bug and casually mint 4 billion unauthorized ONE tokens like they were printing extra menus during spring break. Local fishermen care more about the Humboldt squid migration than a 26% supply dilution, and quite frankly, the local pelicans have a tighter monetary policy than these Web3 developers.