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humor Cloud Gadget 2026-08-14

Solar-Powered Patio Mosquito Executioner 3000

This glorious plastic monstrosity vaporizes local bugs with a tiny blue arc while draining your entire patio power grid. Every sunburned crypto-expat in Todos Santos has three installed to protect their artisanal mezcal carts from tropical dive-bombers.

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