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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-13

Press Secretary Retires to Focus on Passionate Career of Defending Rich Pedophiles

Leavitt is trading the White House briefing room for a more personal role defending elite predators, proving that some habits are just too philanthropic to quit. She’s finally ready to focus on what really matters: keeping powerful creeps out of jail.

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