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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-13

WNBA Hires Supreme Court Justice to Finally Define What a Woman Is

The WNBA has outsourced its existential crisis to the highest court in the land because, naturally, only a judge can solve a riddle that’s been confusing them for minutes. Expect a historic ruling, probably filed right before tip-off.

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