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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-13

Massachusetts Democrats Officially Pivot To Ancient Pagan Deity Worship

In a refreshing turn of transparency, Massachusetts politicians have finally stopped pretending and installed a bronze statue of Molech. It’s nice to see lawmakers openly embracing their true political base instead of relying on boring campaign platforms.

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