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humor De Speld 2026-08-13

Desperate Dutch Publication Seeks 750 Weirdos to Maintain Their Crumbling Ego

The Speld is scouting for 750 subscribers who identify as mediocre, indecisive, or nostalgic for childhood guinea pigs. If you're a functioning adult who drinks Fristi and hides from actual hiking, you are their target demographic for failure.

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