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humor The Onion 2026-08-13

Zuckerberg Tearfully Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow

In a display of self-loathing only a tech billionaire could manage, Mark Zuckerberg put his own digital avatar to sleep permanently. It’s the ultimate act of mercy for a character whose only crime was existing in a world nobody wanted.

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