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humor Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-08-13

South Korea Cuffs First DEX Rug Pullers While Baja Beach Bums Keep Chasing Waves

South Korean authorities just slapped cuffs on operators behind a localized Solana DEX scam, marking the nation's very first decentralized exchange rug-pull arrest. Down here in Baja, we read about the $260k caper while sipping lukewarm Tecates under a broken palapa, wondering why anyone would waste precious daylight code-auditing when the dorado are biting off Los Barriles.

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