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humor Cloud Crypto 2026-08-13

Billionaires Waste Billions on Hacking Models While Pesky Toad Relishes Fish Tacos

OpenAI just dropped GPT-5.6-Cyber to let vetted firms play hacker, proving once again that tech bros will spend infinite money to automate their own paranoia. Out here in Baja California Sur, the only hacking going on is a local wielding a machete against a fresh coconut, and life is vastly superior.

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