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US-Iran Peace Talks Stalled Forever While Pescadero Surf Continues to Fire

High-level negotiations between US and Iranian officials remain at an absolute loggerhead as efforts to reach a permanent end to the war stall out indefinitely. Back in Baja, however, the only protracted conflict anyone is losing sleep over is whether to surf Cerritos or San Pedrito at dawn. Global superpowers may be inching closer to the brink, but local indifference remains completely bulletproof as long as the offshore winds hold.

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